this reminds me of that one time in high school that we bet Andrew twenty dollars that he couldn't eat a whole entire pizza pocket in two bites but he could and he did. so we paid him.

[a pizza pocket is basically a cocobread with pizza type fillings stuffed into it's insides. It used to cost about JA$20 and - when steaming hot and freshly baked - was one of the best things to ever come out of Campion's canteen]